Quoted: What it's like to date Michael Phelps

"A woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing. A man's loyalty is tested when he has everything." -- Megan Rossee, the girlfriend of Michael Phelps, in a cryptically passive-aggressive tweet posted after reports that the model and the Olympic swimming sensation have broken up. Well, guess we can just use our imagination from there! (Phelps, in a strategically indirect message of his own, tweeted: "Things happen for a reason . . . #notme.")